Lunch Finder

This little gem is located by right-clicking the BlackWood Systems Emblem. It solves a major problem we have discovered for Tech Support people, "Where to have lunch today?" It's amazing how people who are able to make major decisions involving the 'care-and-feeding' of a multi-million dollar computer system are unable to decide where to eat ! This was the major reason for the development of MOMI but it is hidden behind all the Tech Support stuff to make management happy.

To use the lunch finder:

Press the Config button and enter available lunch locations (press Load for a preconfigured list)
Press Save to store the list (step 1 & 2 are only required for initial, new or updated locations)
Press Where do I go for lunch today?
Consider the location displayed - if unsure of the location, repeat step 3
Press Close and secure your workstation
Goto and eat lunch at indicated location
Return back to work

MOMI's lunch finder uses the latest in Human Biometrics to determine the optimum lunch for the User for that day. Some of the many factors it takes into account are:

a) Key press impact strength (your need for nourishment)

b) User Biorhythm cycle (your Emotional, Intellectual, and Physical needs)

c) What lunch you've had the last week (reduce duplication and increase oral stimulation)

d) Recent computer use (if you've been making a lot of mistakes lately indicating a lack of certain minerals)

After MOMI has taken all these factors into account it uses an advanced Needs Requirement formula and determines the correct lunch destination by picking one from your list at random.

The ROI (Return on Investment) of this tool alone will pay for MOMI within a few months when you figure Systems Management people can easily spend a half hour trying to decide where to eat. The resulting increase in productivity could be phenomenal !!!